Was chilling with my girlfriend and she goes “Hey, wanna try using sex toys? All my friends who tried it said it feels great” Having never done it myself I thought “awk sure, could be great, could be horrible, only one way to find out” so I agreed to it.

She pulls out and electric razor and smiles as she just goes to town on my dick with it.

Leaving only pink ribbons of flesh and a lot of blood.

Waking up to find I still had my manhood was so relieving.

I was walking alone in some street, and couldn’t see more than like 15feet in front of me, kindda like in Silent Hill 2 for those who had played it. While walking alone I hear one of those wee lullaby jigle things, you know the wee music box type thing? All high pitched and shit. Well yeah, I heard one of them faintly, so I followed it and it got louder and louder until I saw a man, sittin on is knees bent over crying.

I went to him and asked if he was alright, he turned to me and screamed. Now, that may sound shit. But this fucker had NO eyes, just great big holes and scratch marks around where his eyes should be. He stood up and he was near twice my height. He raises his hands in which all the nails are long and sharp, effectively knives and he starts scratching at his eye sockets. He lashes out for me, but he’s blind obviously.

The rest of the dream consisted of me running from him through the foggy streets with no idea of where I’m going or where he was. But everytime he came close to me the music box jingle thing would get louder and I’d be able to hear him screaming wildly. Also he ran around yelling “Not my blood”, a phrase in a dream that burns into my mindtank.

Then I woke up. The actual scaryest dream I’ve had.

Right, I was at my Dad’s and we went on this holiday resort and spa type thing. And we had done like a full weekends worth of activities but when we got back to our hotel on like the third day there was this huge bed type thing. It was like, the Animus out of Assassin’s Creed or someshit.

My Da goes “Right Connor, its time to see whats really wrong with you, lie down on this bed”, thinkin nothin of it, I did and he said to have my arms spread out, so again, I did. My Dad then got this huge plastic block thing and rested it on my chest. And he hit some button on the side of it.

The cube starts to melt into like a sheet, and it felt like lying under an inflatable bed as its being deflated kindda thing, and warm. Anyway. So this sheet covers my body and heats it up and its really fuckin hot, I mean BORDERLINE boiling. then my dad takes the sheet off me and I look at my wrists. The fucker had removed my two tattoos and chest tattoo (which I don’t have in real life).

We then had a huge fight about how that was totally uncool. Then some scientists came in with like their own private bodyguards or something and arrested me and my Da for stealing and testing highly classified inventions or some shit.

Then I woke up.

Me and Lia were just stomping on all these bugs that were everywhere. Then we ended up having sex on the dead bodies of millions of bugs but while we were this big blackhole appeared on the roof.

We continued anyway then a mad, godly voice came through it being alll “oooooooooooh hooooo baby!” We got weirded out and stopped, then millions more bugs fell out the blackhole so we tried to kill them all.

Then Lia burst into flames for reasons I don’t know. But I didn’t wanna pee on her to extinguish the flames, so I used the bug blood. After the fire was away Lia huffed with me for throwing bug blood all over her.

Then we had make up sex.

And I woke up. Questioning the world my head lives in.